Some information about the No Good Idiot Bullshit Machine

I invented the No Good Idiot Bullshit Machine about twenty-three hours ago while I was brushing my teeth. The NGIBSM (pronounced “n-gibsom,” if you like) is less an apparatus that modifies energy to perform a task (a “machine”) and more a state of mental unwellness that tends to manifest itself sometime around 3 in the morning, usually while brushing one’s teeth. What the NGIBSM does is take any thought you have and convert it into something that makes you unhappy. Here, I have made an illustration:



Eventually I will get that stuff about the typewriter up, I promise.