Thursday, July 26, 2007

Here is a Current List of the Movies I have Watched This Summer

Did you know that I am in a movie-watching contest? Now you do. Who can watch the most movies over the summer, that is the question we are all asking one another and getting ulcers over. Anyway, now I can release this information. Note: Repeat viewings of the same movie count as an additional number on the list. Please enjoy the occasional parenthetical addition.

Begin Date: May 11, 2007

1. 28 Weeks Later
2. Casablanca
3. The host
4. Maximum Overdrive (God Damn it Mr. King what are you doing to Cinema?)
5. The Mangler
6. Shrek 3
7. Monster House
8. Bonnie and Clyde
9. Beat the Devil
10. Night of the Living Dead
11. Waitress
12. Hot Fuzz
13. The Treatment
14. Bug
15. Once
16. Down by Law
17. Pink Flamingos (argh argh fuck fuck shit god damn it ugh)
18. Ghost Dog
19. Paprika
20. Night Watch
21. Bottle Rocket (the fact that I'm trying to do it rarely does it for anyone)
22. Take the Money and Run
23. Wag the Dog
24. Curse of the Golden Flower
25. Old Joy
26. Repo Man (is always intense)
27. Day Watch
28. Severance
29. The Professional (Always like this)
30. My Neighbor Totoro
31. Ocean’s 13
32. Fall Guy
33. Knocked Up
34. Ghost in the Shell
35. The 3 Burials of Melquiades Estrada
36. Flags of our Fathers
37. Sherrybaby (Mad Bunnin')
38. The Untouchables
39. Gigantic: A Tale of 2 Johns
40. Eve’s Bayou
41. Mala Noche
42. Scent of a Woman (Hoo-ha!)
43. Habla con Ella
44. Sicko
45. Raising Arizona
46. Eagle vs Shark (more like "This Movie Wasn't That Good")
47. Mystery Train
48. The Elephant Man
49. A Funny Thing Happened on the way to the Forum
50. District B13
51. Lethal Weapon (Danny Glover wants you to know that he's too old for this shit)
52. Twelve Angry Men
53. The Tall Guy
54. Stop Making Sense (Same as it ever was)
55. Taxi Driver (Listen up you fucks...)
56. Three Kings
57. Tootsie
58. Die Hard (Yipee)
59. Die Hard with a Vengeance (Kai Yea)
60. Live Free or Die Hard (Mother Fucker!)
61. Love and Death
62. Ratatouille
63. Dog Day Afternoon
64. Smokey and the Bandit
65. The Conversation (He'd kill us if he had the chance)
66. Rain Man
67. The Namesake
68. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (a.k.a. "Bitch Cassidy and the Sundance Film Festival)
69. The Hustler
70. Roger Dodger
71. Transformers
72. Human Nature
73. Children of Men
74. From Dusk ‘til Dawn (looking at Tarantino is so hard)
75. Broken English
76. Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
77. The Squid and the Whale
78. Cool Hand Luke
79. Paprika (again)
80. The King of Comedy
81. Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
82. On the Waterfront
83. Hard Eight
84. Kicking and Screaming (not the Will Ferrell soccer movie)
85. Bulworth
86. The Impostors (Stanley Tucci is up for a Best Dude Grammy)
87. Chaplin (So is Robert Downey Jr.)
88. Fido
89. Once Upon a Time in Mexico
90. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
91. A Few Good Men
92. 71 Fragments of a Chronology of Chance
93. Meeting People is Easy
94. Jungle Fever
95. All the President’s Men (Typewriters featured heavily in this movie. Soon: that typewriter information I keep promising)
96. Talk To Me
97. Chasing Amy
98. My Big Fat Greek Wedding
99. Funny Games
100. The Fountain
101. Punch Drunk Love
102. Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid
103. Scoop
104. Blood Simple
105. Wet Hot American Summer
106. Desperado
107. The Fly (Jeff Goldblum!)
108. Paprika (x3)
109. Brotherhood of the Wolf
110. Wordplay
111. The Thing
112. It’s Pat
113. Say Anything
114. Exterminating Angel
115. Sunshine (not. very. plausible.)
116. Rize
117. Videodrome (Oh my god David Cronenberg what are you trying to do to everyone?)
118. Crash
119. Hostage
120. Hombre
121. Harold and Maude
122. Nobody’s Fool (a very bad movie despite the presence of both Bruce Willis and Paul Newman)
123. Mysterious Skin
124. Blazing Saddles
125. 12 Monkeys

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