Here is that Steven Soderbergh Meme you Requested

Please print out stickers of this and put them on your car and on your pets and any billboards that you own.

Here is That Bizarre Species of Armadillo you Requested.

Did you know that this animal actually exists in real life?  It is called a Pink Fairy Armadillo, a name that is almost as hard to believe as the creature itself.  It has its own Wikipedia page and everything.  It is as though someone put armadillo booties on a prairie dog and then gave it a hat made out of scraps from a seafood restaurant.  What I mean to convey here is that this animal looks silly.

[UPDATE]

I still can't believe this animal exists.