Here is an Illustration

Which was inspired by the last eight words in the following sentence:

Man on motorcycle with pilot goggles opens enormous coat to reveal enough lit explosives to destroy the Entire West.

Logically, the sentence was inspired by the poster for this movie which is hopefully awesome. Anyway, here:

Here is Part One

Of the Illustrated Guide to My Trip to Alaska on an Environmentally Hostile Cruise Ship




You will almost certainly have to click it in order to read it, and there will almost certainly be more of these to follow. In other news: hello, it is nice to be back in America Proper.

Some information about the No Good Idiot Bullshit Machine

I invented the No Good Idiot Bullshit Machine about twenty-three hours ago while I was brushing my teeth. The NGIBSM (pronounced “n-gibsom,” if you like) is less an apparatus that modifies energy to perform a task (a “machine”) and more a state of mental unwellness that tends to manifest itself sometime around 3 in the morning, usually while brushing one’s teeth. What the NGIBSM does is take any thought you have and convert it into something that makes you unhappy. Here, I have made an illustration:



Eventually I will get that stuff about the typewriter up, I promise.