Showing posts with label what is the weather doing right now. Show all posts
Showing posts with label what is the weather doing right now. Show all posts

Thursday, February 12, 2009

What Did the Weather do Somewhere Else?
or
Places I Used to Live Keep Getting Fucked Up

You may recall (or, more likely, not recall) that in June of last year the city in which I spent the first (almost) ten years of my life got terribly flooded on. Now, as of a couple days ago, a more recent ex-town of mine has been Attacked by God Himself. Listen: part of me - the sensible, higher-level-reasoning part of me - is glad that I was not still around when swirling laser-winds of death descended from the heavens upon part of my old neighborhood and (more lethally) on some bullshit town down south that I'd never heard of and don't care about. There is, however, a strong nagging sense of having missed out on one of the Main Things that will probably happen around there for awhile, as well as the knowledge that I could have a way better tornado story than my current-and-only "one time when I was 17 I cut class and drove home from school in the violent downpour of a supercell while a wall cloud was lowering just half a mile away, and my mom was pissed at me for 2 reasons when I got home."

Anyway, Please enjoy the rest of this post, which is comprised entirely of pictures from my old neighborhood, a kind of place I don't like having to explain to people I've met since graduating high school, since being honest about it usually winds up in desperately and carefully apologizing for its gated-communityness, its attachment to a golf course, and all the things such a format and juxtaposition bring to mind.














photos courtesy of Brenda(?) who emailed them to my mom, and who needs to turn off that timestamp feature because we live in a digital fucking age in which metadata renders neon orange save-the-dates wildly obsolete.

Friday, September 26, 2008

Time for a Game


It's called "Find the Typo on the Official Government Thing."

Monday, February 11, 2008

What is the Weather Doing Right Now #10

It is 16 degrees with winds at a terrifyingly steady 33 mph. This is the kind of weather God brings out when he’s doing dry-runs for the apocalypse. Everybody should say whatever it is they need to say because weather like this is a good reminder that tomorrow is not guaranteed.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

What is the Weather Doing Right Now #9

It is 47 degrees and sunny. No one has ever felt this good about a 47 degree day.

Monday, December 3, 2007

What is the Weather Doing Right Now #8 (Special Good-Emergency Update)

I know how it must make you feel to have to read two consecutive information-pieces about the weather, and I assure you that it will not become typical. This is a special instance in which the meteorological happenings of my immediate surroundings are of interest to those who find Good Information to be a worthwhile pursuit. This is because it is snowing outside.

It snowed earlier today, but it was not the good kind (like you want). Now it is the good kind, the kind that makes itself malleable for the purposes of projectiles and effigies and sliding down inclines. also, the massive amounts of light pollution that Boston generates - pollution that is usually wasted by being sent uninterrupted into space - is trapped under the clouds and must bounce around and among the aforementioned precipitation. The result of this is a night time that has more light than most 5 p.m.'s of late, but with no one discernible source. I have not felt this positive about the weather in a long, long time, and so felt it necessary to make note of it for posterity, as tomorrow in the wan overcast light of day these things will probably be ushered away by rain and warmth, turned to unlovable slush. That is the way of things.

[update]

Here is that picture of small snowpeople I promised (and you requested).



Here's the whole story...

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

What is The Weather Doing Right Now #7

It is windy outside right now, and it is Cold. It was warm earlier today, but we all knew that we wouldn't get away with it. Listen: just don't go out there for awhile, it's all just shit and garbage. Stay indoors and wear thick socks and headphones and timepieces, maybe curl up with some terrible news stories.

Sunday, November 4, 2007

What is the Weather Doing Right Now #6

It is not raining. The weather is not raining anymore. All day long today it came down, cold and steady a sober Eskimo*. I woke up earlier than I would have liked, which is to say I woke up at all. This is all the fault of that defunct hurricane, an awareness of which I’d managed to avoid until sometime this afternoon. The weather today was not conducive to any kind of behavior not directly related to hibernation. Humans cannot hibernate, and caves are not feasible housing options in today’s pre-post-apocalyptic world, so the best we can do is pile as many layers of heat-retaining fabric atop mattresses as we can, put butter on everything, and hope for the best. So far this has proven to be at least semi-effective. It is 48 degrees outside, and since we refuse to turn the heat on (I would explain this, as it probably deserves to be clarified, but I won't) the temperature inside The Place can't be far from the outside world's.

In non-weather news my grandma sent me a tupperware container full of cookies in a birthday-related gesture. For the first time since this became a practice of hers (the onset of college) they arrived intact and softer than glass. Progress across the board I guess.




*this turn of phrase relies on the little known unstable Eskimo archetype, an archetype that has been proven false time and time again in many popular films, books, and Broadway musicals.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

What is the Weather doing Right Now #5

Things have changed - October is now settled in fully, and with it comes its signature sense of trouble. The weather of late has adjusted itself accordingly: after what seemed like an entire week of half-hearted rain things have cleared slightly, though the temperature remains subdued. It is currently 53 degrees, cloudy, and quiet.
It's a strange time of year I guess.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

What is the Weather doing Right Now #4

It is sixty-three degrees and raining steadily, but fortunately I now own a raincoat for the first time in my life.

So that's what the weather is doing right now.

Also it's 9-11

Sunday, September 2, 2007

What is the Weather Doing Now?

It's sunny outside, and the temperature is a perfect 72 degrees. It is unclear whether or not summer is actually over as far as the environment's concerned, as it could easily warm up without cause or warning.

So that's what the weather's up to just now.

Thursday, July 19, 2007

What Is The Weather Doing Right Now #3

I don't know, Right Now I am inside, and have been for the past 6 hours. I suppose I could find a window, but this hasn't happened. More information will be posted as it becomes available.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

What Is the Weather Doing Right Now #2

It's very humid, almost to the point of being light rain. It's 74 degrees Fahrenheit with winds from the West at a pleasant 8mph. It feels much warmer inside, but that is not the weather's business.

So that is what the weather is up to right now.

Monday, July 9, 2007

What is the Weather Doing Right Now #1

Begin Transmission:

National Weather Service Zone - MAZ014

National Weather Service County - MAC017

WNSWOU1
WOUS64 KWNS 092303
WOU1

SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WATCH OUTLINE UPDATE FOR WS 501
NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK
703 PM EDT MON JUL 09 2007

SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WATCH 501 REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 1100 PM EDT
FOR THE FOLLOWING LOCATIONS

MAC009-011-013-015-017-021-025-027-100300-
/O.CON.KWNS.SV.A.0501.000000T0000Z-070710T0300Z/

MA
. MASSACHUSETTS COUNTIES INCLUDED ARE


ESSEX FRANKLIN HAMPDEN
HAMPSHIRE MIDDLESEX NORFOLK
SUFFOLK WORCESTER
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So that is what the weather is up to right now.