Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Now I Have Everything I Need


Maybe you'll hear more about this later on.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

Notes I would Have Appreciated 8 Months Ago



HEY BRO THAT'S GREAT NEXT TIME LEAVE THIS NOTE ON OUR DOOR THE FIRST TIME YOU HAVE A PARTY [SOMETIME LAST JULY], AND THEN SPEND THE NEXT ENTIRE DURATION OF YOUR TENANCY NOT BEING AN INSUFFERABLE, OBNOXIOUS, USELESS HUMAN BEING. TELL YOUR IDIOT FRIENDS, TOO.

love
fuck you,
MD

Monday, April 6, 2009

Four Things Taped to One Piece of Paper


I want to make it clear that I did not write the two-item list at the top, though I know the circumstances under which it was written. You don't get to know though - you get to believe that it's a truncated list of the major fears of a self-aware animal on the bottom of the food chain, because that's what it feels like to me.

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Imagination Station #1

Do you ever use your imagination? I do, and here's what happened when I did a few days ago.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Science Corner #1

Science Corner is a new feature. You will learn things you didn't know before.


Science Corner is a new feature. You will learn things you didn't know before. Expect them on Fridays.

A Return to Normalcy

This blog has a problem. The problem is not the fact that it is rarely updated and generally neglected, but that its content of late - what little there has been - has strayed from the original themes and motifs that made this blog worthwhile to begin with: Information, and Terrible Ideas Drawn on Notebook Paper. And Airshow Disasters. I hope to rectify this misstep as quickly and effectively as possible starting today, April 3rd 2009, a day that is rainy and sucky.
Please consider yourself Informed.