Notes I would Have Appreciated 8 Months Ago

HEY BRO THAT'S GREAT NEXT TIME LEAVE THIS NOTE ON OUR DOOR THE FIRST TIME YOU HAVE A PARTY [SOMETIME LAST JULY], AND THEN SPEND THE NEXT ENTIRE DURATION OF YOUR TENANCY NOT BEING AN INSUFFERABLE, OBNOXIOUS, USELESS HUMAN BEING. TELL YOUR IDIOT FRIENDS, TOO.

love
fuck you,
MD

Here is That Piece of a Note I Found

Inside of an empty box, which itself was in the lobby of a building in which no one ever seems particularly interested in spending any of their time.



It is unclear who Janet is or where the rest of the information intended for her on the note can be found. I will hope for the best.