The 3rd Annual Al Pacino Versus Robert Deniro Weekend

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN!

AND

IN

All-Day Saturday at the Aerie Theater*

Lineup may include (in no particular order):

• Raging Bull
• Dog Day Afternoon
• Taxi Driver
• Scarface
• Mad Dog and Glory
• Glengarry Glen Ross
• Casino
• Scent of a Woman
• Cape Fear

Lineup will absolutely not include (because they suck):

• Heat
• Righteous Kill

Actual lineup will be much shorter due to the number of hours in a day, and the human body's natural inability to sit around for more than, like, eight straight hours doing nothing but staring at a screen.

If you're reading this, you're invited, but unless you're one of a very, very exclusive few (read: two) you're almost certainly going to fucking miss it god damn you.

p.s. If you're dying for a print of one or some of the posters I made then yes you can have one.




*this is just a room in my house




[UPDATE]

THIS YEAR'S WINNER IS AL PACINO. AL PACINO WINS THIS YEAR. TAKE THAT, ROBERT DENIRO.

The Final Lineup and awards for This Year:

• Dog Day Afternoon (AWESOME)
• Raging Bull (SPOUSAL ABUSETASTIC)
• Scarface (WAY FULL OF CUSSES)
• Mad Dog and Glory (BILL MURRYEST)
• Glengarry Glen Ross (HAD KEVIN SPACEY?)
• Taxi Driver (BEST "ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?")
  

RSPCTU2

Remember: May is Respect U2 Month. So are June, July, August, September, October, November, December, January, February, March, and April.

Now I Have Everything I Need

Maybe you'll hear more about this later on.

Notes I would Have Appreciated 8 Months Ago

HEY BRO THAT'S GREAT NEXT TIME LEAVE THIS NOTE ON OUR DOOR THE FIRST TIME YOU HAVE A PARTY [SOMETIME LAST JULY], AND THEN SPEND THE NEXT ENTIRE DURATION OF YOUR TENANCY NOT BEING AN INSUFFERABLE, OBNOXIOUS, USELESS HUMAN BEING. TELL YOUR IDIOT FRIENDS, TOO.

love
fuck you,
MD

Science Corner #2 - Airplane Edition

now you know.

Four Things Taped to One Piece of Paper

I want to make it clear that I did not write the two-item list at the top, though I know the circumstances under which it was written. You don't get to know though - you get to believe that it's a truncated list of the major fears of a self-aware animal on the bottom of the food chain, because that's what it feels like to me.

Imagination Station #1

Do you ever use your imagination? I do, and here's what happened when I did a few days ago.