Friday, January 16, 2009

Operation Thermal Underwear is Under Way

Walking home from work today I realized that I don't carry out enough missions in my life. By "mission" I don't mean like, piling into a van with a bunch of my too-smiling friends and driving down to some country that sucks with the intention of digging a well and then putting up a 200 ft. tall cross right next to the well to Remind People about God or Whatever. I mean missions like carrying out objectives and Taking Care of Business. While walking it also occurred to me that long underwear would have been a fantastic addition to my outfit, because I couldn't feel my legs and the outside temperature made me wonder what walking on the surface of Neptune would be like (hint it would be impossible because your legs would break under your own weight).

Net Result: Operation Thermal Underwear (not to be confused with Operation Thunderbolt which is definitely Badassier).

  • Wear thermal underwear (pants and shirt)
  • Do not freeze to death anytime soon
  • Tell people how great the first objective is going for me (example: say to someone "I am wearing thermal underwear. It is going pretty great, trust me")
  • Really, seriously, honestly Do Not Freeze to Death.
I am going to make a little design for a button or something later on, to be awarded to people who survive the mission.

1 comment:

Nicole said...

you really think that thermal underwear will improve your quality of life? well just talk to two of your dear friends [nicole and sade] and just check how happy they are [they're not].