They Have Knighted a Penguin

Listen: this blog is not supposed to serve as a means to broadcast to you all of the news stories I see in a given day (estimated number of news articles I read in a given day: 2?), but this story is too important not to yell all over the internet. A penguin has been Knighted.

Now You Know!

Why is Today going to be a Good Day?

Because:


The Darjeeling Limited (Hell yes!)

It was good the last time I saw it, it can only get better. Also, I missed an important meeting and am now probably In Trouble with a guy who has a beard and thinks that being reasonable all the time is the best way to get on my good side. Fuck that part of today