Here is that Information about the Twenty-Oughts you Requested

I don't want to hear about how "the decade isn't over" or whatever - we tend to measure decades by the year's tens digit, so deal with it, assholes. ALSO you will have to click on this to read it, obviously.


For me personally, the oughts were pretty alright. I survived (or avoided entirely) the following things:

• A year-and a half of middle school
• Four years of high school
• Four years of college
• 2 moves (within a month of each other)
• 9/11
• The Nintendo Gamecube
• SARS, Birdflu, H1N109, S.A.D.
• 3 Star Wars movies* of varying degrees of awfulness

I GUESS IT ALL WORKED OUT.

Now, it is time to press on, into the future - 2010 (the year we make contact)**


*Episode 2, Episode 3, The Clone Wars
**Robert Zemeckis actually made Contact in 1997