Here is that Steven Soderbergh Meme you Requested

Please print out stickers of this and put them on your car and on your pets and any billboards that you own.

Here is That Bizarre Species of Armadillo you Requested.

Did you know that this animal actually exists in real life?  It is called a Pink Fairy Armadillo, a name that is almost as hard to believe as the creature itself.  It has its own Wikipedia page and everything.  It is as though someone put armadillo booties on a prairie dog and then gave it a hat made out of scraps from a seafood restaurant.  What I mean to convey here is that this animal looks silly.

[UPDATE]

I still can't believe this animal exists.

Not Really

I was just kidding in that last post, about me blogging again.  Maybe.

I'm going to start blogging again!

You're welcome.

It is Black History Month

Please learn about Unstoppable Robert Smalls. He was a slave but then he freed himself and his family by commandeering a Confederate ship. After awhile he became a member of the House of Representatives. Why he is not in every American history textbook ever written is a mystery.

You are welcome for this information. This information was brought to my attention by a Third Party.

Now you know.

More News From That Table I Told You About Two Months Ago

But what could it possibly Mean?

Here is that Information about the Twenty-Oughts you Requested

I don't want to hear about how "the decade isn't over" or whatever - we tend to measure decades by the year's tens digit, so deal with it, assholes. ALSO you will have to click on this to read it, obviously.


For me personally, the oughts were pretty alright. I survived (or avoided entirely) the following things:

• A year-and a half of middle school
• Four years of high school
• Four years of college
• 2 moves (within a month of each other)
• 9/11
• The Nintendo Gamecube
• SARS, Birdflu, H1N109, S.A.D.
• 3 Star Wars movies* of varying degrees of awfulness

I GUESS IT ALL WORKED OUT.

Now, it is time to press on, into the future - 2010 (the year we make contact)**


*Episode 2, Episode 3, The Clone Wars
**Robert Zemeckis actually made Contact in 1997