What was written on the dollar in my wallet?

Here is that Steven Soderbergh Meme you Requested

Please print out stickers of this and put them on your car and on your pets and any billboards that you own.

Here is That Bizarre Species of Armadillo you Requested.

Did you know that this animal actually exists in real life?  It is called a Pink Fairy Armadillo, a name that is almost as hard to believe as the creature itself.  It has its own Wikipedia page and everything.  It is as though someone put armadillo booties on a prairie dog and then gave it a hat made out of scraps from a seafood restaurant.  What I mean to convey here is that this animal looks silly.

[UPDATE]

I still can't believe this animal exists.

Not Really

I was just kidding in that last post, about me blogging again.  Maybe.

I'm going to start blogging again!

You're welcome.

It is Black History Month

Please learn about Unstoppable Robert Smalls. He was a slave but then he freed himself and his family by commandeering a Confederate ship. After awhile he became a member of the House of Representatives. Why he is not in every American history textbook ever written is a mystery.

You are welcome for this information. This information was brought to my attention by a Third Party.

Now you know.

More News From That Table I Told You About Two Months Ago

But what could it possibly Mean?